Progressives spew accusations of racism as repetitively and involuntarily as a Tourette's sufferer, and yet they think nothing of racially denigrating non-white conservatives.

Case in point: the unfunny, classless Chelsea Handler recently hurled an insult at prominent black conservatives Ben Carson, Sheriff David Clarke, and actress Stacey Dash, calling them “black white supremacists." Dash decided to respond at YoungCons.com, where she proceeded to tell off Handler.

"It’s a stupid thing to say and it’s not funny," Dash began. "Because we disagree with the liberal, Left agenda–a wealthy, white liberal celebrity gets to slander a brilliant and famous neurosurgeon, a respected man of the law, and me? There’s an opportunity to invoke white privilege here somewhere, I’m sure. Wait, I forgot, that’s a title exclusive to conservatives only."

"How dare you assume I think white people are better than me or anyone that has my skin color?" Dash continued. "I expect that kind of trolling from ignorant social media comments; not from a supposedly sophisticated and enlightened comedienne and author.

"Of course, I don’t believe whites are superior to blacks. I am neither superior nor inferior to anyone. You will not reduce me to existing as just a race. As I said before, you went for the low-hanging fruit... You went low, Chelsea. You did hear what Michelle Obama said to do when people go low? You certainly gushed enough about it.

"As for Secretary Carson and Sheriff Clarke, their self-esteem is secure and solid, I am sure... You, Chelsea, on the other hand, God bless you. I hope He elevates you above using unfortunate racial divides as fodder for your staff jokes. Hire Dave Chapelle or some of his writers next time you have one of these bits. It will serve you much better."

Pictured below is Dash, who was 49 at the time:

Here is Chelsea Handler, 42:

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