Actual Newsweek Headline: ‘Donald Trump’s Hair Flaps in the Wind, Revealing His Scalp’

Simply astonishing.

Newsweek is failing hard and it appears its journalists don’t even care anymore.

Tufayel Ahmed scribbled this headline today: “Donald Trump’s Hair Flaps in the Wind, Revealing His Scalp, and Real Hairstylists Share Their Expert Opinions on ‘Kimmel.’”

Seriously? Yes, seriously. This is considered news, folks:

OK, once you see this footage, you’ll never be able to unsee it. So, like the blue pill and the red pill in The Matrix, make your choice now. Because there’s no turning back.

On Wednesday, footage circulated of President Donald Trump’s hair flapping in the wind as he boarded Air Force One last Friday. The windy conditions caused Trump’s famous mane to become disheveled, revealing what appears to be significant bald patches.

What a shocker that a 71-year-old man deals with hair issues. We looked for Ahmed’s story about Barack Obama’s Dumbo ears but curiously, didn’t find a thing. 

The footage of Trump's fly-away hair was indeed a hit on Jimmy Kimmel’s talk show, where he poked plenty of gleeful fun: “This is why Darth Vader had the good sense to wear a helmet," and NewsWEAK couldn't resist publishing all the other Twitter comparisons to other characters, like Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

Kimmel also invited hairstylists on the show to join in the hate-mongering:


Seth Meyers also joked about Trump’s hair-do on his show with similar immature cut-downs, though he at least admitted to being “petty” about it:

So it seems Kimmel was right: lefty late-night talkers are so funny because they’re so intelligent.