Saturday Night Live opened with a parody of the last GOP presidential debate. Debate moderator Wolf Blitzer questioned candidates Trump, Jeb Bush, Cruz, Rubio, Christie, Paul and Fiorina.
Here are some of the punch lines from the skit.
"Debates are stupid, you should be paying me, and Wolf Blitzer looks like Papa Smurf," said the Trump character.
Said Jeb, "Wolf, may I take a desperate swing at Donald now?"
Regarding ISIS: “So look out ISIS, because I’m going to crash your party, and just like every party I go to, I’m going to ruin it,” the Ted Cruz character said, adding that he was voted “most likely to throw a beer at” in a Politico poll.
Christie said he wanted to make some "fear mongering" remarks. “Mothers are putting their children on buses, and these buses are being driven off cliffs — by terrorists,” his character said. “Today in our great country, one out of every three babies born are already in ISIS. They are here folks, and I am the only one up here with the stones to take them on.”
“Let’s face it, I’m the only one up here you’d swipe right on,” Rubio said of his likability, referencing the Tinder app.
When Kentucky Senator Rand Paul tried to join in the debate, character Blitzer said “we are not taking any comments from the audience yet.”
