On Tuesday, Mediaite’s Tommy Christopher somehow gained access to the White House press briefing, where he proceeded to ask one of the worst questions in press corps history. He said:

First of all, I don’t if you’re aware of this, but when I had a heart attack three years ago, I was uninsured, and I haven’t been able to get insurance ever since then. Listening to all the pressure on the president to negotiate, a lot of it from inside this room, it made me think, is there a chance the president would be willing to delay Obamacare for a year if Republicans were to agree to delay heart attacks for a year?

After Jay Carney toe-tapped for a while, Christopher entered the fray again, like the good Obama plant he apparently is:

Just for what it’s worth, I was able to enroll in the exchange about a week and a half ago. I haven’t picked a plan yet, though.