Maher Calls God a D*ck

"Hey God, you know you're kind of a d*ck when you're in a movie with Russell Crowe, and you're the one with anger issues."

Bill Maher called God a "d*ck" on Friday's Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO.

Not one to shy away from picking on anyone, Maher went straight to the top and attacked the Creator of the Universe. Cruelty is Maher's calling card for his brand of "entertainment" and seems to be his only tactic in garnering attention from his audience.

On the cusp of the upcoming Hollywood release "Noah" starring Russel Crowe, Maher used his "New Rule" segment to lambaste the Biblical story of Noah, claiming enough scientific knowledge to write the account off as "silly" and having enough moral credibility to call God "immoral," saying he is a "psychotic mass murderer" because he "drowns babies." Apparently, Maher is not smart or moral enough to recognize his own hypocrisy as he supports aborting babies.

Read Maher's own words to determine if God should be the intended target of his insult:

New Rule: No one can blame me when I say this is a stupid country, when 60% of the adults in it think the Noah's Ark story is literally true. Which is why I'm already sick of seeing the ads for this floating piece of giraffe crap.

Although, the movie has been condemned by both Christians and Muslims, so it must be doing something right. And they say it also may lose a fortune for the studio, which would put it in hot water with the Jews too.

But the thing that's really disturbing about Noah isn't the silly. It's that's it's immoral. It's about a psychotic mass murderer who gets away with it, and his name is God. Genesis says God was so angry with himself for screwing up when he made mankind so flawed — arrrr — that he sent the flood to kill everyone! Everyone! Men, women, children, babies. What kind of tyrant punishes everyone just to get back at the few he's mad at? I mean, besides Chris Christie.

You know, conservatives are always going on about how Americans are losing their values and their morality. Well, maybe it's because you worship a guy who drowns babies! And then, God's genius plan after he kills everyone is to repopulate the world with a new crop of the same a**holes who pissed him off the first time! With predictable results. He kills millions more.

If we were a dog, and God owned us, the cops would come and take us away.

Hey God, you know you're kind of a d*ck when you're in a movie with Russell Crowe, and you're the one with anger issues.

Isn't life hard enough without making sh*t up out of thin air to f*ck with yourself?

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