Liar Bill Clinton: ‘I Wouldn’t Know an Alternative Fact if it Hit Me in the Face’

He was alternative fact before alternative fact was cool.

Sunday evening on the Spike channel, a roomful of self-important and extremely wealthy people joined together in a roast of paparazzi-punching Hollywood bad boy Alec Baldwin. The attendees were a veritable who’s-who, who’s-that, and who-cares, but politically, they were of one mind. To be sure, it was a night full of anti-Trump jokes, which flowed as fast as the alcohol they consumed. The only person not there was Alec’s Christian-conservative younger brother, Stephen. The older Baldwin joked that he and his sibling don’t see eye-to-eye and disagree on “the president, on healthcare, on the shape of the Earth.” But the Stephen-shaped hole in the room was filled with a  VIP better liked anyway — former President Bill Clinton.

Sure, this piece could list all the Trump hate in the room, but it’s such predictable fodder and frankly played out. It was Clinton who delivered the whopper of the night. A whopper so big it rivals his “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky” lie he told the American public. Here’s what he said:

“This is supposed to be a surprise for Alec. It is certainly a thrill for me. Maybe not so much for him. I mean, tonight, he’s stuck with a boring former president trapped in a reality-based world. I wouldn’t know an alternative fact if it hit me in the face.”

Either this is proof Clinton is suffering from amnesia in his advanced years, OR he just lied again:

Clinton was alternative fact before alternative fact was cool.

 

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