In a statement released a day before a terrorist attack struck in the heart of London, actor-turned-crazy-man Shia LaBeouf has announced he is relocating his “art project” to England because America just isn’t safe enough.

LaBeouf’s webcam installation “He Will Not Divide Us” began at the New York’s Museum of the Moving Image on Inauguration Day with the intent of staying there for the duration of Donald Trump’s presidency, but was removed by the museum less than a month later after the camera was constantly swarmed by ne’er-do-wells and trolls. 

The project found a new home in Albuquerque, but after further disruptions and gunshots were heard nearby, it was pulled there as well.

So, off to Jolly ol’ England LaBeouf’s project goes, where it’s “safer.”

“Events have shown that America is simply not safe enough for this artwork to exist,” the announcement declared. “Starting from 22 March 2017, the durational art project HEWILLNOTDIVIDE.US by LaBeouf, Rönkkö & Turner will be adopted by FACT (Foundation for Art and Creative Technology) in Liverpool, UK.”

Surely, there, the project will find only peaceful participants who don’t hate America or its infidels -- that is, citizens.