Thursday night, Jon Stewart said absolutely nothing original in his refutation of American interventionism, spouting 1960's old left-wing talking points Noam Chomsky recites between bowel movements on the toilet.

In a segment titled, "Priority Fail," the leftist comedian called Republicans, "Warfare Queens," addicted to military intervention and nation-building while ignoring the many problems here at home in the United States: food stamps, welfare, infrastructure, veterans affairs, gun violence, and, of course, climate change. 

By Stewart's own logic, America should stop fighting evil terrorist organizations hell-bent on the destruction of Western civilization and just focus instead on fighting carbon emissions and the NRA, the true threats to American citizens. Never mind the chaos that would ensue if a terrorist were to detonate a nuclear bomb in one of America's major cities, we've got bigger fish to fry.

With regard to the very real and credible threat posed by ISIS rising up in Iraq, Stewart does not think any military action should take place, because their ascent only occurred because the United States removed Saddam Hussein and destabilized the country. 

What solution does Stewart propose to the right-wing's culture of "defendency? Weaning them off of it like children. According to the Enlightened One, Republicans don't just believe in interventionism as a good foreign policy, but are actually addicted to it.