‘Enlightened’ Bill Nye’s Weird Ice Cream Video: ‘Lots of Flavors to Sexuality’

Bill Nye the Whatever Guy.

The viral video of sitcom actress Rachel Bloom singing about her vagina being “down for anything” which appeared on Bill Nye Saves the World (a self-aggrandized title if we’ve ever heard one) completely overshadowed another really strange video for “the science guy’s” show on Netflix.

In the same episode on the “sexuality spectrum,” Nye introduced a short clip of animated ice cream cones discussing what is “natural” in their world. But as they sit in a conversion therapy group, it becomes clear this is about sex. Of course, the “vanilla” ice cream cone invited everyone to be converted from their evil ways. Vanilla is obviously the white, stuffy Christian who believes only heterosexual sex in the context of marriage is natural, while the other flavors are lustful degenerates. 

As Nye explains, “We are enlightened and forward-thinking, but not everyone sees it this way. But there are lots of flavors to sexuality.” Get it?

In the cartoon, the other ice creams tell Vanilla that “nobody wants just one flavor of ice cream.”

“Haven’t you ever wanted to be in a Neapolitan?” one of them asks seductively.

“Come on, it’s natural,” they plead.

Then Vanilla prays to the “Big Ice Cream in the sky” to help him before he eventually succumbs to temptation and licks Pistachio. Then there’s a big ice cream orgy with nuts at the end. No, seriously.

See how "science" works, folks? 

Watch the completely unscientific yet “enlightened” video above.

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