Bill Nye Just Proved He’s Not a Real Scientist (He Just Plays One on TV)

He’s so beyond science, even its laws no longer apply.

A viral clip from Bill Nye’s show, Bill Nye Saves the World, just exposed the TV personality for what he really is: a science hack who pushes feelings over facts. 

Nye climbed off of his global warming high horse long enough to send a message that transgenderism is the future of evolutionary biology. Helping him out with this “hard science” presentation was sitcom actress Rachel Bloom, who donned a gaudy leotard and lectured the audience, through painfully inept gyrations, on gender fluidity in a song-and-dance number called "My Sex Junk." Of course, this one went out to all the “bipeds who identify as ladies.” Lyrics include:

“This world of ours is full of choice / But must I choose between only John or Joyce?

Are my options only hard or moist? / My vagina has its own voice

CHORUS

‘Cause my sex junk is so, oh, oh, oh
Much more than either-or, or, or

Power bottom or a top off / Versatile love may have some butt stuff
It’s evolution, ain’t nothing new / There’s nothing taboo about a sex stew

I’m down for anything / Don’t box in my box

Sexuality’s a spectrum / Everyone is on it
Even you might like it if you sit up on it

Drag queen, drag king / Just do what feels right
You’re a tall pansexual flirty wood sprite?

Sex how you want it’s your goddamn right

After the, uh, performance, Nye comes running out laughing and yells, “That’s exactly the right message, Rachel.” 

Remember, this is Bill Nye THE SCIENCE GUY. And the show has a TV-14 rating, according to The Daily Caller.

Of nearly 80,000 views on YouTube, there are only 150 thumbs up and a whopping 8,730 thumbs down as of this writing. One of the top comments summarizes it best:

“This is why Trump won.”

Yes, that’s said a lot, but it’s true. The runner-up comment: “Bill Nye the Cultural Marxist Guy.” The other comments aren’t fit to print here. But if you've seen the video we’re sure you’re already thinking it.

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