Eminem: ‘F***ing Turd’ Better President than Trump

Also better than his current album. Just saying.

Eminem is still bitter that President Trump ignored his anti-Trump rap released last year called The Storm and is back talking literal sh*t about the president.

In a new interview with Billboard, Eminem said he had predicted Trump’s historic win during the campaign but still couldn’t believe his eyes on election night. Now, the aging rapper believes anything — even poop — would be a better president:

“I was in my basement, on the phone back and forth with friends like, ‘He’s going to f***ing win.’

“I called it just from the rallies he was having when he first started running. Because just watching the impact he has, they were fanatics. There is something to be said about the person who really felt like he might do something for them -- and he just f***ing duped everybody. I know that Hillary [Clinton] had her flaws, but you know what? Anything would have been better [than Trump]. A f***ing turd would have been better as a president.”

Eminem took all that rage and poured it into The Storm but when it fell on the president’s deaf ears, he responded, “I was and still am extremely angry. I can’t stand that motherf**ker. I feel like he’s not paying attention to me. I was kind of waiting for him to say something and for some reason, he didn’t say anything.”

But as it turned out, those that did hear Eminem’s anti-Trump rap didn’t really like it and felt the angry white boy schtick had played out. The hate came from his fans, even those who are Trump supporters. But Eminem doesn’t care if he lost them as fans. In fact, he warned them in The Storm,  “And any fan of mine who's a supporter of his / I'm drawing in the sand a line, you're either for or against / And if you can't decide who you like more and you're split / On who you should stand beside, I'll do it for you with this / F**k you.” Here’s what he said to Billboard:

“When I [put out 'The Storm'], I felt that everybody who was with him at that point doesn't like my music anyway… At the end of the day, if I did lose half my fan base, then so be it, because I feel like I stood up for what was right and I'm on the right side of this. I don't see how somebody could be middle class, busting their ass every single day, paycheck to paycheck, who thinks that that f***ing billionaire is gonna help you.”

Eminem, whose real name is Marshall Mathers, is worth an estimated $120 million. Expect “help” from him any day now.

There is one area in which Eminem sees similarities between himself and President Trump: political incorrectness:

“I get the comparison with the non-political-correctness, but other than that, we’re polar opposites. He made these people feel like he was really going to do something for them. It's just so f***ing disgusting how divisive his language is, the rhetoric, the Charlottesville shit, just watching it going, ‘I can't believe he's saying this.’ When he was talking about John McCain, I thought he was done. You're f***ing with military veterans, you're talking about a military war hero who was captured and tortured. It just didn't matter. It doesn't matter. And that's some scary shit to me.”

Mr. “I can’t believe Trump is saying this” raps in his song Kill You, “Slut, you think I won’t choke no whore ’til the vocal cords don’t work in her throat no more?!”

But that’s “art,” right Marshall?

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