Nothing says, "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Hanukkah" like telling young women to spread holiday lust rather than cheer.

And that's exactly what Cosmopolitan magazine has done this year, offering a "Sex-Vent" calendar to count down the next "24 days of hotness."

With advice on how to turn spinning the dreidel into a game of sex, lighting "his menorah" or his "yule log," the most-read women's magazine boasts that its readers' men will "last even longer than expected… just like the Maccabees' flame."

If that doesn't put you in the holiday spirit, perhaps riding your loved one like a reindeer while listening to sultry Christmas music will.

Breitbart News spoke with Victoria Hearst, who is the granddaughter of the founder of the house, Hearst Corporation, that publishes the magazine. She now campaigns against the magazine with a ministry titled Cosmo Harms Minors and hopes to get the publication listed as "adult material." She hopes more and more stores will put blinders up, as Walmart does, to prevent even younger eyes from viewing the content.

Hearst said, via Breitbart:

"Cosmopolitan magazine and its publisher the Hearst Corporation owe every Jew and Christian in America an apology. Every time I think that editor Joanna Coles and her crew at Cosmo cannot get more depraved, they prove me wrong."

Hearst says the “Sex-Vent” calendar serves to “mock and defile something good and holy to millions of American Christians like me.”

“Each day of Cosmo‘s ‘24 Days OF Hotness’ tells the reader to perform sexual acts that include the use of sex toys, ‘erection rings,’ and pornographic books, all of which are pictured along with their price and the websites where they can be purchased,” Hearst explains. “Mind you, nowhere on the cover of this sex rag is there any content warning! So your underage children can buy this magazine without your consent or knowledge.”

“Jews and Judaism are also included as targets in the pornographic calendar,” Hearst adds. “The Jewish celebration of Hanukkah is turned into a pornfest that Israel’s ancient pagan enemies would be proud of!”

Hearst doubles down, calling the mag that her grandfather used to run as a "traditional family women's magazine, "a porn rag."

“There seems to be nothing too vile, pornographic or vulgar that the women at Cosmopolitan Magazine will not embrace and endorse,” Hearst adds.

Cosmopolitan is pitched at its website as "a bible for fun, fearless females that reaches more than 18 million readers a month."

Happy holidays, everyone!