Stephen Colbert became unhinged during his Monday night broadcast, giving perhaps his most vulgar monologue yet; all directed at President Trump, of course.
The so-called comedian launched his vile, juvenile attack in response to the President bashing his CBS colleague and Face the Nation host John Dickerson, calling his show “Deface the Nation” in an interview. Colbert made it very personal.
“Donald Trump, John Dickerson is a fair-minded journalist and one of the most competent people who will ever walk into your office, and you treat him like that?” Colbert said. “Dickerson has way too much dignity to trade insults with a president of the United States to his face.”
So Colbert opted to do this for him.
“Mr. President, I love your presidency. I call it ‘Disgrace the Nation,'” he began. “You’re not the POTUS; you’re the ‘BLOTUS.’ You’re the glutton with the button. You’re a regular ‘Gorge Washington.’ You’re the ‘presi-dunce’ but you’re turning into a real ‘prick-tator.'”
“Sir, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine,” Colbert continued. “You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign-language gorilla that got hit in the head.”
“In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s c–ck holster,” Colbert exclaimed, prompting massive uproars of laughter. Wait a minute -- isn't that homophobic? Did Colbert just make an anti-gay slur?
“Your presidential library is gonna be a kid’s menu and a couple of ‘Juggs’ magazines,” he concluded. “The only thing smaller than your hands are your tax returns… and you can take that any way you want.”
Colbert swooned over President Obama for 8 years, holding him accountable for nothing, including his mocking of Fox News at the White House correspondents dinner. The word hypocrite comes to mind, but that word, like Colbert, has become a cliche.
