Chelsea Clinton Ruins National Pancake Day for All Breakfast-Loving Americans

If you like your pancakes, you should be able to keep your pancakes.

Pancakes are supposed to be made fresh in the morning and served with hot coffee, melted butter, and thick maple syrup. Powdered sugar if you're the less adventurous type. Oh, and they're not supposed to be green. But don't tell that to Chelsea Clinton who tweeted out possibly the least appetizing breakfast you could ever imagine -- without even realizing that her concoction would turn the stomachs of most red-blooded Americans:

She wrote, "Spinach pancakes for #NationalPancakeDay (we won't eat them all tonight although Charlotte would if we let her)!" Um, right. I bet Charlotte had the same reaction as the people on Twitter:

 

But Chelsea had the final word...  by bringing up her daughter, of course.  

Doesn't Chelsea realize she's playing from the 1990s playbook, when Democrat politicians always invoked "the children," before proposing some incoherent proposal? Hey Chelsea, here's a hint: in 2017, it's no longer cool to play the "children card," it's all about playing the "race card" or perhaps even the "gender card." Maybe next time say you want your daughter growing up "where her breakfast will not be judged by the color of the pancake, but by the quantity of their iron levels" or something?

Either way, some things are just never supposed to go together -- spinach and pancakes is right up there with Hillary and the Oval Office.

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