President Obama appeared on Jimmy Kimmel last night for a segment where he read aloud the mean things people said on twitter about him. None of the tweets were about policy or anything serious, they were all snarky, silly things, which is no surprise.

Transcript:

KIMMEL: I think it’s important to remember that presidents are people too, and from time to time, we give celebrities a chance to read some of the mean things people tweet about them. And tonight we extended that same courtesy to our commander in chief. An all-President Obama edition of “mean tweets.”

OBAMA: (tweet #1) "Obama’s hair is looking grayer these days. can’t imagine why since he doesn’t seem to be one bit worried about all that’s going on."

(tweet #2) "Is there any way we could fly Obama to some golf course halfway around the world and just leave him there?"

(Obama responds to the tweet) Well, rw surfer girl, i think that’s a great idea.

(Tweet #3) "a 30-pack of Coors light is $23 at sun stop. thanks, obama."

(Tweet #4) How do you make Obama’s eyes light up? shine a flashlight in his ears.

(Obama responds to the tweet) that’s pretty good.

(Tweet #5) somebody send obama some tips how to be a good president. ha ha. like i bet that would help. lol.

(Obama responds) the lol’s redundant when you have the ha ha.

(Tweet #6) I’m all right with the president wearing jeans. i’m not all right with the president wearing those jeans.