Students Sign Fake Petition to Ban Valentine's Day

"It sends a message that single people are inherently less valuable."

Valentine's Day is super offensive, right? No, but that didn't stop Campus Reform from heading to Cornell University to see if students would sign a petition to ban the holiday, saying it was offensive to single students. You probably won't be surprised to hear that students went for it, with cries of "That's a great petition!" Some even had other reasons to sign. Among them? 

"I would also point out the administration is really heteronormative about it, which is kinda f-d up."

Speaking of f-ed up, that's the kind of life these people are headed for. Check out the video above for more politically correct collegiate nonsense.

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