Valentine's Day is super offensive, right? No, but that didn't stop Campus Reform from heading to Cornell University to see if students would sign a petition to ban the holiday, saying it was offensive to single students. You probably won't be surprised to hear that students went for it, with cries of "That's a great petition!" Some even had other reasons to sign. Among them? 

"I would also point out the administration is really heteronormative about it, which is kinda f-d up."

Speaking of f-ed up, that's the kind of life these people are headed for. Check out the video above for more politically correct collegiate nonsense.