Who says romance is dead?
The new app LegalFling is keeping it alive by automating the process of creating a contract for sexual consent. With a tag line of "safe sex redefined," the need for the product is explained thus:
Sex should be fun and safe, but nowadays a lot of things can go wrong. Think of unwanted videos, withholding information about STDs and offensive porn reenactment. While you're protected by law, litigating any offenses through court is nearly impossible in reality. LegalFling creates a legally binding agreement, which means any offense is a breach of contract. By using the Live Contracts protocol, your private agreement is verifiable using the blockchain and enforceable with a single click.
You can contact your booty call (or calls; you aren't limited to one-on-one encounters like the olden days) through text messaging, WhatsApp, or Facebook Messenger, and it has settings so you can specify exactly what you're willing to do, as the screenshot below shows. Why bother getting to know your partner and discuss what you're into? Eww!
This is so depressing.