McDonald’s Gets Woke: Turning Arches Upside Down to Honor Women

Do-do-do-do-doo, I’m vomiting!

March 8th is International Women’s Day and in celebration of feminism, McDonald’s restaurants are turning the iconic golden arches upside down to create a bat signal-sized, virtue-signaling “W” in the sky.

The move is being heralded as a “celebration of women everywhere” and to “honor… the extraordinary accomplishments of women everywhere and especially in our restaurants,” said a spokesperson for the burger and fries chain.

Along with the letter reversal, the company’s social media accounts will be changing to the temporary logo and 100 restaurants around the country will have special “packaging, crew shirts and hats and bag stuffers.” But not to worry, the “W” will be flipped back around to “M” by the end of the week and apparently back to its real meaning: misogyny.



Perhaps McDonald’s will have a new recipe for its classic Big Mac for women’s day: two all-woke patties, special pronouns, leftist, cheesy, progressive feminists on a virtue-signaling bun.

Sounds terrible.