Jon Stewart Mocks GOP's 'Tectonic Skullf*cking' Of Democrats

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Wednesday night, Jon Stewart of Comedy Central's The Daily Show went nuts over the GOP's victory against the Democrats at Tuesday's mid-term election, calling it a "tectonic skullf*cking."

The mid-term results were so bad in Stewart's eyes that he even created a new congressional seal depicting the Republican elephant literally "skullf*cking" the Democratic donkey. 

Democrats also weren't the only losers Tuesday night according to Stewart, but also the color blue as well. As a result of the GOP's major win, the Blue Man Group will now be called the "Red Man Group" and the hit children's show Blue's Clues will be called Red's Clues. The only thing "blue" Stewart let the Democrats keep was sexual frustration known as "blue balls."

As for Stewart's sworn enemy Fox News, the GOP's victory had them wearing "grins capable of eating massive amounts of shit.”

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