Thursday night, Jon Stewart of Comedy Central's The Daily Show said just about everything you'd expect him to say regarding the Redskins football franchise having their trademark canceled by the U.S. Patent Office, calling the name a "racial slur" and...oh yeah, maturely suggesting Redskins owner Dan Snyder has a small penis. 

Being a bona fide socialist, Jon Stewart clearly has no problem with the government dictating to a private company what they will and will not name their business, and gave no reference to the fact the name "Redskins" was actually suggested by Native Americans themselves.

After some pre-school inspired jokes about how Redskins owner Dan Snyder should patent the team name for marketing use on extra-small "owner-sized" condoms -- Dan Snyder has a small penis according to the supposedly "smart" comedian -- Stewart launched into a yet another anti-American tirade straight off the pages of Howard Zinn's A People's History of the United States, evoking our supposedly past genocidal history with Native Americans and how we have no right to use the name "Redskin."

Oh, and just for good measure, Stewart also threw in some anti-Thanksgiving propaganda as well. Could that be a sign of the Left's next "offensive" target to do away with?