Jon Stewart of The Daily Show doesn't much like the tiny Jewish state of Israel. Since Operation Protective Edge took flight, he has indirectly referred to Hamas as "freedom fighters" and judged Israel on a scale of moral equivalency. On Thursday night, Stewart took a new approach by comparing Israel to a violent drug addict, hooked on bombing "sh*t," with the United States as being simultaneously its drug dealer and rehab sponsor. 

Leading into his slanderous insults, Stewart highlighted the recent 72-hour cease-fire deal brokered between Hamas and Israel, a cease-fire the comedian celebrated shortly before cutting to a CNN report suggesting Israel only accepted the cease-fire to "restock" its ammunition supplies. 

"They're just running out of sh*t to blow up," Stewart said, "maybe what happened here is the diplomats tackled Israel while they were reloading." 

Stewart then professed false hope the United States will take the chance to make this peace deal work only to have his false hope thwarted by cutting to yet another CNN report saying the United States will resupply Israel with "120 millimeter mortars and grenades." Stewart did not take the news lightly, throwing his hands up in the air while expressing faux outrage.

"We had this," Stewart exclaimed! "Why are we giving them more with the blowing...Guys we cannot be Israel's rehab sponsor and its drug dealer. It's not going to work. Just say 'no'."