After mocking Obama’s handling of Ukraine on Wednesday, Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon took aim at the president again Thursday, this time presenting a series of fake tweets that portray Obama as smoking pot to cope with his increasing loneliness while Michelle's in China.

In his opening monologue, Fallon took a few shots at Obama, whose wife and daughters are on a week-long “soft diplomacy” trip to China. Starting the segment off by saying that it was getting obvious that Obama was a little "lonely," Fallon’s fake tweets grow increasingly suggestive, featuring the president getting a case of the munchies, lying dazed on the Oval office floor, and eventually out of pure boredom tweeting his “bestfrenemey” Putin:

You can kind of tell Obama's lonely just by the tweets that he's been sending out. Like last night he tweeted, “Hey, MichelleObama! Having eight pancakes! You better stop me! #kindofwishyouwould #realtalk #lonelytalk.”

Then an hour later, he wrote, “Laying on the floor in the oval office. ‘Oval’ is a funny word. O-val. Oooo-val. #legalizeit.” Which is just... I don’t know, a weird one.

Here’s another one: “Somebody should start a Tinder but just for friends. #NotKidding #idswiperight.” That’s a good idea actually.

Then he tweeted, “Just peed in all 35 bathrooms. #dehydrated.” Starting to get weird there.

And then finally he wrote, “Just texted Putin 'you up?' #desperate. #bestfrenemies.” They’re best frenemies, guys. BFFs, best frenemies forever.