Hillary: 'The Future is Female'

"Set an example for every woman.

Former First Lady Hillary Clinton has transformed the oft-repeated axiom "The Future is Now" into "The Future is Female."

Recording a message for the women’s rights campaign group MAKERS, Hillary heaped praise on the "amazing energy" seen at this year's Women's March. We're guessing she's referring to the "p–ssy hats," unhinged Ashley Judd's profanity-laced rant, and Madonna's fantasy about blowing up the White House.  

"Despite all the challenges we face, I remain convinced that, yes, the future is female," she exclaimed. "Just look at the amazing energy we saw as women organized a march that galvanized millions of people all over our country and across the world."

Hillary then implored her sycophants to "set an example" for the future generation of girls, "p–ssy hats" notwithstanding. 

"So please, set an example for every woman and girl out there who is worried about what the future holds, and wonders whether out rights, opportunities and values will endure. And remember, you are the heroes, the history makers, the glass ceiling-breakers of the future," she continued.

Though the "glass ceiling" of women presidents did not break this past election – it shouldn't matter, considering the world has already seen Queen Elizabeth I and Queen Isabella – a "glass ceiling" did break with Kellyanne Conway as the first woman to successfully lead a presidential campaign. But that doesn't count because Conway's not a leftist and doesn't need to play the victim card.

Feminists don't celebrate that, just like they didn't welcome the idea of Sarah Palin as the potential first woman Vice President. To fit in with that crowd, being pro-abortion is the minimum price of admission.