"He [Donald Trump] was really trying to dominate and then literally stalk me around the stage," Hillary Clinton relived to a very sympathetic Ellen DeGeneres during her Friday show (featured above). Clinton was talking about Trump's posture during the second presidential debate. 

"Because of the revelation of the public video, and everything that came out on 'Access Hollywood,' you know, he was really all wrought up, and you could just sense how much anger he had," Clinton said, laying it on even thicker. 

"And so, he was really trying to dominate and then literally stalk me around the stage...  It was so odd, because I’d go to talk to somebody... and I would just feel this presence behind me, and you know, I thought, 'Whoa this is really weird.'" 

Snowflakes construed Trump's presence at the debate as the "predatory stance of a wife beater." Yes, it's that ridiculous, and the Clinton camp is playing them all like a fiddle. 

Below is a screenshot of search results from Google about Trump at the second presidential debate. Notice anything similar about each of the headlines and their respective publications? 

Needless to say, Ellen DeGeneres and the audience lapped up the theatrics heartily.