Headscarf-Wearing Lindsay Lohan Says She Was 'Racially Profiled' at London Airport

Um, "Troubled Former Child Actress" is not a race, Lindsay.

Actress/tabloid queen Lindsay Lohan claims to have been studying Islam for quite awhile now out of spiritual curiosity. One would think that by now she would have learned that Islam is not a race.

Lohan, back from another trip to Turkey where she has been performing the role of Useful Idiot for Islamic supremacism standard-bearer President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, claims she was "racially profiled" recently while wearing a headscarf at London's Heathrow Airport, according to Fox News.

Preparing to travel to New York, the very white Lohan said in an interview on Good Morning Britain Tuesday that an airport worker at Heathrow "opened my passport and saw 'Lindsay Lohan' and started immediately apologizing, but then said: 'Please take off your headscarf.'"

She said the incident made her wonder, "How would another woman who doesn't feel comfortable taking off her headscarf feel?"

She would feel uncomfortable, we assume. But we're sorry, Ms. Lohan, airport security requires that passengers be properly identified -- you know, because of that whole pesky terrorism possibility. In any case, British travel regulations allow for anyone wearing headgear for religious or cultural reasons to be checked using a hand-held scanner instead, so Lohan would have had the right to refuse to remove it.

On a few occasions, Lohan has been asked if she has converted to Islam, but she has refused to confirm it.