The Left has a funny way of celebrating Valentine’s Day, because nothing says, “I love you,” like pushing reproductive rights and mocking conservatives.

The Washington Post staff came up with several love greetings “for your sweetheart, your BFF or your friend with benefits,” with most of them jabbing the Right:

#LoveTrumpsHate, right?

Other leftists took to Twitter to suggest the perfect gift for any women on this holiday, especially “reproductive rights,” which could mean anything from an IUD all the way to a late-term abortion!

After all, who needs chocolate and a nice dinner out anyway?