Gross: Pornhub Wants You to Give Your Mom Pornography for Mother’s Day

Ew.

The forward-thinking minds over at Pornhub have schemed a rather creepy way for a son or daughter to show mom some much-deserved appreciation on Mother’s Day: free cards that include virtual reality glasses and a link to some just-for-her porn so mom can get up close and personal with strange-men-not-your-dad.

The sleaze site calls them “Mommy’s Special Glasses” and they come folded up inside a greeting card. Once opened, there’s space to put a smartphone and a link to Pornhub. A not-so-Hallmark message reads, “Dear Mom, I hope this year’s gift warms your heart… and some other parts.” If that’s not gross enough, perhaps she’ll enjoy this message from her son, “Dear Mom, After all these years of letting you down… it’s about time you got something BIG and satisfying for once.”

There’s also an accompanying commercial the porn site is using to market the gimmick. It opens with a college-aged son fixing his mom breakfast in bed and delivering her one of the cards with a heart scrawled on the envelope. It shows a montage of the young man’s previous Mother’s Day gifts but suggests that through the years, their connection has waned. Pornhub’s solution? Porn, of course, because nothing says “I love you, mom” like illicit sex.

Not only is the near-incestuous connotation present, but then dear old dad gets emasculated by the company suggesting these VR glasses “will let her explore new horizons and sensations that Dad hasn’t given her during all these years.” 

“This Mother’s Day, give her Mommy’s Special Glasses so she can turn her favorite day of the year into the best night of her life,” the commercial concludes.

Is nothing sacred anymore? Is there anything considered off-limits? Not in a culture shaped by the nihilistic left, it appears.

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