Fiona Apple Trolls Trump in Classic 'Christmas Song' Parody

"Trump's nuts roasting on an open fire"

90's pop star Fiona Apple would like to wish President-elect Donald Trump a very merry black Christmas with the arrival of her new parody of the Nat King Cole "Christmas Song" which envisions "Trump's nuts roasting on an open fire."

The amateurish, a cappella video posted on Tumblr features Apple pressing her face into an iPhone lens as she morphs Nat King Cole's heartfelt lyrics into a social justice warrior's nightmare of a Trump Christmas. 

"Trump's nuts roasting on an open fire... As he keeps nipping at his foes... You cry creepy uncle every time he arrives... For he keeps clawing at our clothes," sings Apple before moving on to characterize Trump as a white supremacist Santa Claus intent on locking "black boys in hoodies on his sleigh." 

"Everybody knows some money and entitlement can help to make the season white... Mothers of color with their kids out of sight will find it hard to sleep at night," she continued. "They know that Trump is on his way... He’s got black boys in hoodies locked up on his sleigh..."

The video concludes as Apple wishes "kids from 1 to 92" a Merry Christmas as she rips a photo of Donald Trump in half.

The perfect response to this asinine troll is an hilarious poem written by John Nolte last week entitled, "Merry Trumpmas to Sore Losers."

 

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