Finally getting a clue that their image needs revamping and revitalizing in the wake of last November's thrashing, Congressional Democrats launched a public campaign Monday to rebrand themselves, according to Fox News. That rebranding includes the blandest, most uninspiring political slogan of all time.

The new slogan followed months of internal debate and analysis involving polling and focus groups. This is what they came up with: “A Better Deal: Better Jobs, Better Wages, Better Future.”

"We are back," Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer insisted at a news conference in Berryville, Virginia. “Democrats will show the country we are the party on the side of working people.” Besides the fact that this is not and never has been true of the Democrat Party, this tepid slogan will do nothing to galvanize any voters.

"After losing to Republicans at the ballot box year-after-year, this is the best they have to offer?" asked Republican National Committee Chairwoman Ronna McDaniel. "Today’s recycled Democrat talking points do nothing to change the fact that the far-left has taken hold of the Party and continues to push a message of more resistance and obstruction.”

Even Democrats were aghast at the poor messaging.

“If your slogan uses a colon or a comma, back to the drawing board,” tweeted Jon Favreau, former speechwriter for then-President Barack Obama.

“Fire every consultant involved,” added Jon Lovett, a former speechwriter for Obama and Hillary Clinton.

Lovett later followed up with, “ALLOW ME TO SECOND ANYONE WITH A F---ING BRAIN: THIS SLOGAN IS GARBAGE. Hoping it's not real.”

Twitter users mercilessly mocked the slogan's similarity to the tagline for Papa John's pizza, "Better Ingredients, Better Pizza."

Schumer acknowledged on Sunday that Democrats were partially to blame for Americans not knowing what the party stands for.

"When you lose an election with someone who has, say, 40 percent popularity, you look in the mirror and say what did we do wrong?”  he said on ABC’s “This Week.” “And the number one thing that we did wrong is we didn't have -- we didn't tell people what we stood for."

You mean Trump hatred, media bias, racial division, climate change hysteria, hostility toward the nuclear family, open borders, increased crime and terrorism, submission to Islamic jihad, gun confiscation, restrictions on the First Amendment, crushing debt, failed economic policies, the government takeover of healthcare, the abdication of American leadership and rejection of American exceptionalism? Hard to make a positive message out of all that.

Fox News previously noted that the crafting of a new slogan, led by congressional Democratic leaders, was a rocky process. House Democrats asked people to vote on a new slogan, and the options foolishly continued to focus on resisting or mocking Republicans.

One of them actually read, “I mean, have you seen the other guys?”

You mean the winners? The ones who rallied behind the slogan "Make America great again"?