Bernie: I'm Not a Sellout

Bern-out.

People have a right to know if their politicians are sellouts, and Bernie Sanders wants you to know he is not a sellout. 

According to the 74-year-old socialist, his endorsement of Queen Hillary for President of the United States came as a result of good prudence, not selling out, because the revolution must go on, and only Hillary can help carry the torch. 

In an interview with CBS News, Sanders lamented that "in the real world, you've got to make difficult choices," and then went on to clarify that one of those difficult choices was selling yourself out. 

Not that Bernie Sanders lives in the real world, but that very statement alone proves he never really believed in his socialist precepts, because a true socialist never sacrifices the revolution at the altar of reality. When the dead bodies pile up, the socialist doesn't say, "Hard choices must be made," the socialist says, "We have our work cut out for us."

"I'm standing up for working families and the middle class in saying that Donald Trump would be a disaster for the future of this country," Sanders said. "What this campaign is about is taking a hard look at which candidate is gonna do more for ordinary Americans and I think that choice is very, very clear... Clinton is by far the superior candidate for the middle class, in my mind."

Leftists over at Salon and various progressive publications have been virtually parroting Bernie's comments, and conservatives can all rest assured that no schisms in the People's Democratic Party of the Republic will be occurring anytime soon.  

 

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