What better way for a single woman to spend a Friday morning than to hear The View's Whoopi Goldberg enlighten them about her adventures in casual sex?

Throughout the entire three-minute rant where Whoopi Goldberg explained how sometimes she "just wants to get laid," the expression "T.M.I" rang no bells for either her or her co-host.

It began when the 59-year-old comedian couldn't seem to understand how "a dating site for people looking for open relationships found that 40 percent of their users were between the ages of 18 and 35."

"I mean, I understand why people my age do it," she said, "but I’m shocked that folks this young are doing it."

She then asked her co-hosts if they were at all surprised, which none of them were, pointing out that the internet has made it easy to "hook up with people," that the "options now are so much greater than they used to be," and "you can't limit yourself to just one. It's like Pringles."

Predictably, absolutely no one on the panel objected to the dehumanizing notion of treating human beings like Pringles. Whoopi Goldberg actively celebrated the idea: "Sometimes all you want is sex, OK!" she exclaimed.

"But, you know, I used to get in big trouble on this show all the time because I said, you know, I don’t want a relationship. Sometimes I do want sex and I don’t mind a hit-and-run,” she continued, bolstering laughter from the all-female audience. "Because I don’t want to have your kids. I don’t want to meet your family. I just want to get laid!"

"I just want to take care of that itch and move on," she concluded.

Move on, we shall.