Miley Cyrus believes she has a good face to represent abortion conglomerate, baby parts-selling Planned Parenthood.
Looking like she just arrived from a Hannah Montana pajama party, the "pansexual/pot-smoking/genderqueer/twerk-loving" shell of a former child star appeared on Jimmy Fallon earlier this week to introduce her new line of T-shirts she intends to sell as "charity" for Planned Parenthood.
After Fallon prompted her to share her philanthropic merchandise for his audience, Cyrus unfurled a shirt that featured her kissing a foggy glass pane with the words "pro-choice" traced over the surface; her wet lips in place of the "o" in choice.
Dubbed the "Miley Hearts Planned Parenthood" T-shirt, Cyrus created them in collaboration with photographer Marilyn Minter, recipient of Planned Parenthood’s Woman of Valor award, and can be purchased for $50 on her website happyhippies.org. All proceeds go to Planned Planned Parenthood.
Miley expressed her deep concern for "reproductive rights" and how she had the perfect face to represent the cause:
I think it’s really important for me to be someone that speaks out about women’s health rights and reproductive rights, and I think that’s important for people to not be afraid to talk about that.
And I’m a good person. When – when there’s a company that – that’s having a hard time with people being afraid of something, I’m a good person to put on the face of a T-shirt.
Let's take Miley at her word. In fact, she may even be onto something. Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you the face of Planned Parenthood:


