Jimmy Fallon laughed off the idea of a Joe Biden presidency earlier this week in his "Pros and Cons" segment in which he portrayed the VP as an incompetent buffoon more interested in pop culture than politics.
Tonight we’ll be taking a look at the pros and cons of a Joe Biden presidency [crowd laughs]. He hasn’t announced anything yet, but there’s speculation that he might run for president in 2016, so let’s take a look at the pros and cons of a Joe Biden presidency. Here we go.
Pro: He’ll no longer be No. 2.
Con: He’ll still giggle when you say “No. 2.”
Pro: He believes in a bright future for the Middle East.
Con: Mostly because he thinks Middle East is one of Kim and Kanye’s kids.
Pro: For Secretary of State, he’ll pick someone who’s fluent in several languages and well-traveled.
Con: Dora the Explorer.
Pro: He’s looking forward to working closely with the FBI.
Con: He still thinks it stands for “Female Body Inspectors.”
Pro: Biden has already spent hours in the Oval Office.
Con: Mostly spinning around in President Obama’s chair.
Pro: He’s not afraid to ask the tough, hard-hitting questions.
Con: Like, “Why didn’t Andi choose Nick on ‘The Bachelorette’?” America wants to know!
Pro: Watching him put his right hand on the Bible to recite the Presidential Oath.
Con: Watching him make L’s with both hands to figure out which is right and which is left.
And finally, pro: His first order of business ? Strengthen the economy.
Con: His second order of business? Kill Voldemort.


