The People's Cube: As Venezuela Starves, Celebrities to the Rescue

Where did all of Venezuela's celebrity friends go?

Editor's note: Sean Penn, Oliver Stone, Susan Sarandon, Naomi Campbell, Benicio del Toro, Kevin Spacey, Danny Glover, Michael Moore, Jimmy Carter... where did all of Venezuela's celebrity socialist friends go, now that Venezuela is starving?

The People's Cube, the brilliant anti-Communist satirical site run by former Soviet dissident Oleg Atbashian, has the answer...

Venezuelan Socialism is going through a crisis at the moment, with many Venezuelans starving and dying of common ailments due to lack of medicine and medical supplies.

Hollywood stars - who are known to be experts in market economics - have come to the conclusion that this is due to American Capitalism.

Socialism will not work properly in Venezuela unless Capitalism is stamped out in America.

This is all caused by the fact that Bernie Sanders was not elected and therefore Glorious Socialism - as advocated by all of the economically knowledgeable stars of Hollywood and Jimmy Carter - has not been implemented in the USA.

The best thing that these Socialist luminaries can do is to more vigorously promote Socialism in America, tear down offensive statues and attack the Evil Capitalist billionaire that runs the country and is creating so many jobs that there are none left for Venezuelans.