Colbert: Breitbart News for 'Racist Uncle'

"A racist uncle on Facebook."

Late-night host Stephen Colbert believes that "if you haven't heard of Breitbart News, then you don't have a racist uncle on Facebook."

Coming back from a two-week hiatus after the closing of Rio 2016, Colbert immediately used his program to slam Presidential candidate Donald Trump, beginning with his plea to black voters by asking them "What the hell do you have to lose?" by giving them his vote. 

Rather than answer the question, which would be very hard based on clear evidence showing how leftist policies have crippled the black community, Colbert and his audience simply laughed it off as just another racist, insensitive rant. 

"You're already on fire, so you may as well shoot yourself in the head," Colbert joked should be Trump's new campaign slogan. 

Colbert then took aim at Trump's new campaign manager, Breitbart CEO Steve Bannon, characterizing the site as a peddler of racist ideologies. 

"If you haven’t heard of Breitbart News," Colbert explained, "that means you do not have a racist uncle on Facebook."

The late-night host then quipped how Bannon will only let Trump be more Trump and less civil, using it as another springboard to joke about Trump's alleged tiny hands. 

"Bannon thinks the reason Trump is behind in the polls is that he’s been too civil," Colbert continued. "And now the gloves are off — the tiny, tiny gloves."

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