Over the weekend, actor Chris Pratt (Guardians of the Galaxy) took to social media and satirized the current climate of political correctness by pre-apologizing for anything "offensive" or politically incorrect he might say in the upcoming Jurassic World press tour. 

Writing on his Facebook page, Chris Pratt gave the "heartfelt" pre-apology, asking that everyone forgive him and see that he really is "the nicest guy in the world." He even dubbed the name "JurassicGate" to go with any future, unknown comment he might make in the next few weeks. He wrote:

I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming #‎JurassicWorld press tour. I hope you understand it was never my intention to offend anyone and I am truly sorry. I swear. I'm the nicest guy in the world. And I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s).

I am not in the business of making excuses. I am just dumb. Plain and simple. I try. I REALLY try! When I do (potentially) commit the offensive act for which I am now (pre) apologizing you must understand I (will likely have been) tired and exhausted when I (potentially) said that thing I (will have had) said that (will have had) crossed the line. Those rooms can get stuffy and the hardworking crews putting these junkets together need some entertainment! (Likely) that is who I was trying to crack up when I (will have had) made that tasteless and unprofessional comment. Trust me. I know you can't say that anymore. In fact in my opinion it was never right to say the thing I definitely don't want to but probably will have said. To those I (will have) offended please understand how truly sorry I already am. I am fully aware that the subject matter of my imminent forthcoming mistake, a blunder (possibly to be) dubbed "JurassicGate" is (most likely) in no way a laughing matter. To those I (will likely have had) offended rest assured I will do everything in my power to make sure this doesn't happen (again).

The hilarious send-up of modern-day political correctness has been mostly attributed to the flurry of hate that descended on actor Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner during the Avengers: Age of Ultron press tour, when the two actors made jokes about Scarlett Johansson's character Black Widow switching love interests, jovially calling the character a "slut" and "a complete whore." Naturally, feminists snapped their fangs and the two actors immediately issued apologies, with Jeremy Renner providing a bit more comic flare to his.

Don't bite the hand that feeds you, leftists.