After having barely recovered from last week's nurse mocking debacle, the catty hosts over at The View helped themselves to some sloppy seconds of nihilism Monday morning when ultra-leftist Whoopi Goldberg praised abortion conglomerate Planned Parenthood to an uproar of thunderous applause while her co-hosts nodded in puppet-like agreement.

Whoopi's rant covered all the talking points familiar to anyone who had the misfortune of sitting through Feminism 101; the only difference being that Whoopi added some of her own theology to spice it up a bit, even going as far to say that God wants abortion. Her statement below:

People cannot always afford to have the child they are pregnant with. It is nobody, not even God, God says 'come to me, if you have an issue come to me, nobody else can judge you'. So here's my question: now that they've defunded Planned Parenthood, and perhaps forgotten why Planned Parenthood came into being, which was people got tired of tripping over women with hangers hanging out of their bodies because they were giving themselves these abortions. It was supposed to be safe and clean. So explain to me now what you are going to do, because if you think this will stop women from doing it, it's not. People who are desperate enough to go and get an abortion, there is a reason they need it, they feel they need it. Get out of my vagina.

The crowd erupted into thunderous applause. Thankfully, The View has been plummeting in its viewership and losing advertisers, so Whoopi Goldberg may as well just be talking to herself.