That Unhinged Liberal Prof at NYU? Yeah, She Makes Lobster Porn

You can’t make this stuff up. Nor would you want to.

If you’ve never heard of lobster pornography, welcome to the club. Also, we’re very sorry to have to inform you that it exists.

Remember the professor who spit profanities at the New York City Police officers who were onsite at NYU to protect against the fascist “Antifa” mob that had assembled at Gavin McInnes’s speech? Well, her identity has been revealed and worse, what she does for “art” projects. Her name is Rebecca Goyette and she is an adjunct professor for several colleges in New York. She's also a lecturer and museum educator at the Museum of Modern Art in NYC. 

It’s funny to note that during her tirade aimed at cops, in which she called them “assholes” who were “protecting Nazis” and should instead “kick their ass,” Goyette announced herself as a professor as if to give more authority to her words. But we’re not sure if your words can carry much weight if you make the kind of movies she does.

Here’s how HeatStreet explained it:

Her art consists almost entirely of weird feminist lobster-themed video pornography with titles like Masshole Love, Lobstapus/Lobstapussy, and Touch My Hull. The links are not safe for work. [They were brave enough to look - we're not!]

In the videos and still photos, Goyette dresses up in a variety of low-rent lobster costumes and has simulated sex with various men wearing prosthetic penises.

The artist also produced an “empowering feminist porno” called Ghost Bitch: Arise from the Gallows to honor her ancestor who died during the Salem Witch Trials.

And there you have it: a modern progressive. 

Here’s how Goyette explains her character:

Many know her as Lobsta Girl, and Goyette has filmed her interspecies pornos detailing the sex lives of lobsters internationally. Originally, Goyette adopted the sexually aggressive female lobster as a primary character she performed live to promote female agency.

She should rename her film series, “How to ensure feminism isn’t taken seriously, ever.” 

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