Rachel Dolezal, the white woman who rose to national fame — and to a top position in her local NAACP — because she pretended to be black, is trying to stay relevant with a 2018 wall calendar complete with fashion photography of herself, inspiration quotes, and black history facts and birthdays for every month.

“Don’t give up, give in, compromise or quit,” Dolezal will tell you next April. “Rest a little & take a breath, then stand up, raise your chin & press on.”

In May, she tells you a little about how she lives out her fantasy world:

“Living in full color means stepping outside of the boxes prescribed by society & following the nature of your soul.”

Finish 2018 off with this encouraging social justice message:

“Stay woke & ready to change the world. You never know when an important opportunity will arise.”

And it all costs less than $20. Here’s the bad news: it’s sold out. But don’t worry; Rach sells homemade lollipops (seriously) and also “Melanin Spectrum” dolls for boys or girls. That way, your children can decide which part of the color palette they feel like belonging to next year.

This ridiculous calendar was shredded BY EVERYONE on Twitter, but this one takes top prize:

See you in 2019, Dolezal.