Bill Maher: 'I'll F–cking Kill Anthony Weiner' If Hillary Loses

"The c–ck that ended the world"

Comedian Bill Maher would like to "kill Anthony Weiner" if his actions cost Hillary Clinton the presidency. 

During a stand-up comedy special "#WhinyLittleBitch" (yes, that's the name of it) live-streamed on Facebook, Maher took no prisoners regarding GOP candidate Donald Trump and those in his circle, saving his most hate-filled rant for former New York Congressman Anthony Weiner.

"I mean, what does it take? A racist, a liar, a tax cheat, a draft-dodger, a deadbeat, a Russian agent, and a rapist. You know we’re a nuclear power, right? These are red flags," Maher told the audience at Los Angeles comedy club Largo.

Maher joked he hopes the Trump phenomenon will be something like Y2K at the millennium, something everyone sweated over but turned out to be nothing. 

"We thought it was going to be a disaster, sh–t our pants, and then it was a bunch of nothing," Maher said. "But who knows? Even if he loses, his army of whiny little bitches… these people are crazy. They think if Hillary is elected, this is the end of civilization, right? They’re so brainwashed that we’re living in this country of disaster where there’s always a cold knife at your heart and a brown d–ck at your lips." Classy.

Maher went on to mock Trump's campaign surrogates Dr. Ben Carson, Kellyanne Conway, Rudolph Giulianni, and Mike Pence as "flying monkeys," a misappropriated reference since the only candidate with any relation to the Wizard of Oz goes by the initials HRC.  

However, disgraced Congressman Anthony Weiner took the worst beating of them all, with Maher calling him "the c–ck that ended the world" whom he would "f–cking kill" if Hillary lost the White House.

On the issue of Hillary's corruption, Maher jokingly brushed it aside as a scandal on par with New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady’s "Deflategate."

"Is she completely honest? Well, she’s deflated a few balls in her time," Maher said of Clinton. "But it’s a minor crime and she’s a great quarterback! She would be a great president, or at least a good one, not a disastrous one."

Putting national security at risk and accepting bribes from foreign governments doesn't in anyway equate to "deflating a few balls" in an NFL game, but so long as Maher and the left get a good laugh out of it, why get nit-picky?

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