Ted Cruz's Epic Response To HBO

"I'm sorry to have lost the vampire vote"

Senator Ted Cruz shot back at HBO today in response to their horrific “bashing” of the Texas senator and conservative women in the latest episode of the vampire show, True Blood.

He posted on Facebook, “Of all the places I never thought to be mentioned, HBO's True Blood vampire show would have to be near the top of the list. Sunday night, they aired a misogynist and profanity-ridden episode where Texas Republicans are murdered attending a "Ted Cruz fundraiser."  

Then came the ever-witty response that shows Cruz is always up for some fun.

“Well, I'm sorry to have lost the vampire vote, but am astonished (and amused) that HBO is suggesting that hard-core leftists are blood-sucking fiends....”




But that wasn’t it.  Amanda Carpenter, a speechwriter and senior communications advisor to Cruz, posted a hilarious response that one can say “went for the jugular.”