Fake black person and recent ex-NAACP employee Rachel Dolezal has told many lies on top of her original and now famous one about her genetic heritage. In the above interview from earlier this year, highlighted by the Daily Mail on Monday, Dolezal adds a new layer of offensive to her heaping pile of whoppers. In this case, she claims her fake black dad suffered three assassination attempts while in the Marine Corps for the offense of being black and in a position of authority.

"He has 24 years in the Marines too, so of course had three attempts on his life by white subordinates in the military because he was a superior officer."

This fabrication slandering the Marine Corps was part of an entire pretend history for her fictional pop that she laughingly describes as "really rich."

Going back to my dad's exodus, the great migration to the North from the Deep South where they left on the midnight train because a white officer harassed and threatened to, um, was about ready to, beat his dad with a billy club and, um, he whipped around and actually slapped the officer to his knees and so it was a really young cop, and they got out of town, you know, on the midnight train because, as a black family in the deep south, if you had any kind of a negative altercation with a cop, a white cop, then, where you stood up for yourself, then it was going to go badly for you.

She also claims her father became a cop in San Diego, apparently as a result of his childhood trauma. 

It is indeed rich. But not the way Dolezal means it. Then again, nobody has accused her of having a keen grasp of facts.