Iranian News Agency: US Run by Shadow Government of Nazi Space Aliens

The United States has been secretly run by a shadow government of Nazi space aliens since 1945.

The state-run Iranian news service FARS has reported that mass NSA surveillance made public by Edward Snowden was actually an effort by the American-Nazi space aliens to hide their nature to a human world they hoped to dominate. 
 
In a serious news report called, "Snowden Documents Proving 'US-Alien-Hitler' Link Stun Russia" published on the FARS English site this Sunday, the Iranian government-controlled site contends the United States has been secretly run by a shadow government of Nazi space aliens since 1945. It also contends that Snowden offered Russian intelligence officials "incontrovertible proof" to support the claims, and that Russia considers the report to be "accurate":

A stunning Federal Security Services (FSB) [the Russian spy agency] report on the nearly two million highly classified top-secret documents obtained from the United States Department of Defense (DOD) run National Security Agency-Central Security Service (NSA/CSS) by the American ex-patriot Edward Snowden states that this information is providing “incontrovertible proof” that an “alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda” is driving US domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945, Whatdoesitmean.com reported.

The report goes on to give further details of the "takeover" of the U.S. Government.

In Snowden’s own words, this report continues, he outlined to Greenwald the reason for his highly secretive group obtaining and releasing these documents by warning that that there “were actually two governments in the US, the one that was elected, and the other, secret regime, governing in the dark.”

As to who is running this “secret regime” Snowden and his cohorts were warning about, FSB experts in this report say, was confirmed this past weekend by former Canadian defense minister Paul Hellyer who was given access to all of Snowden’s documents by Russian intelligence services and stated they were, indeed, “accurate.”

Even though Defense Minister Hellyer’s exact statements to the FSB in regards to Snowden’s documents remain classified, shortly after his “extensive electronic interview” by the FSB he was allowed to appear on Russia Today’s program SophieCo this past fortnight where he shockingly admitted that aliens have “been visiting our planet for thousands of years” and described several types of these extraterrestrials, including “Tall Whites” who are working with the US Air Force in Nevada.

Note: if you are waiting for the "just kidding," it's not coming. This report actually appeared on FARS.  Incredibly, this news agency is run by the Iranian government, which the U.S. believes it can complete a nuclear deal with.

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