Madonna Offering Blowjobs for Hillary

"I’m really good"

Taking her cues from feminist Nina Burleigh, pop singer Madonna has promised an orgy of blowjobs in exchange for people supporting Hillary.  

Introducing comedienne Amy Schumer in New York City Tuesday night, Madonna offered up her promise for oral quid pro quo. 

"If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob. OK?" the 58-year-old told the audience at New York’s Madison Square Garden. "I’m really good. I’m not a douche, and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact, and I do swallow."

The comments were a part of Madonna's brief attempt to warm up the crowd prior to Schumer's performance. It also doesn't mark the first time she's used lewd sex acts for political gain. Back in September, the "Material Girl" Madonna joined with Katy Perry in stripping off her clothes to encourage Clinton voters to head to the polls in November. 

Earlier this week, Schumer's brand of anti-Trump humor was met with "boos" during a show in Tampa, Florida, prompting the Trainwreck star to order them hauled out by security. Opening her show in NYC on Tuesday, Schumer gave them a piece of her mind. 

"Dearest Tampa, I’m sorry you didn’t want me, a comedian who talks about what she believes in, to mention the biggest thing going on in our country right now," Schumer said. "How could I think it was OK to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views? After the show, I want you to know that I will go straight to a rehab facility."

She concluded that she hopes to put "this all behind us" after "Hillary Clinton is our motherf–cking president."

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