Keith Olbermann has declared Donald Trump the winner, and is moving out of one of Trump's NY buildings.
"Okay, Donnie, you win. I’m moving out," said Olbermann:
"Not moving out of the country — not yet anyway. I’m merely moving out of one of New York’s many buildings slathered in equal portions with gratuitous gold and the name 'Trump.
"I’m getting out because of the degree to which the very name 'Trump' has degraded the public discourse and the nation itself. I can’t hear, or see, or say that name any longer without spitting."
Olbermann admitted that it's ridiculous to claim Trump has been "coarsening politics." "[O]ut of the two of us, I’m the one who has promulgated a 'Worst Persons in the World' list for most of the past decade," referring to his canceled show Countdown with Keith Olbermann.
"This is the campaign of a PG-rated cartoon character running for president, interrupting a string of insults the rest of us abandoned in the seventh grade only long enough to resume a concurrent string of half-crazed boasts: We’re gonna start winning again! We’re gonna build an eleventy-billion-foot-high wall!"
Olbermann also criticized the Trump building he calls home:
"So at least there’s this comfort. If there is a President Trump and he decides to build this ludicrous wall to prevent the immigration from Mexico that isn’t happening, and he uses that same contractor, it’ll take them about a thousand years to finish it."