The People's Cube: Mona Lisa Originally Meant to be Muslim Woman

Almost all of Western Civilization has been built upon Cultural Appropriation from the Muslims!

From our friends at the brilliant satirical site The People's Cube comes this new development in the recent announcement spread by the disinformation masters at CBS that the Statue of Liberty was originally intended to be a Muslim woman...

From Mikhail Lysenkomann

Comrades and fellow Anti-Fascists,

You may have seen the recent fake news that the Statue of Liberty was originally meant to be a womyn of the Religion of Peace:

ISLAMIC LADY LIBERTY: CBS CLAIMS STATUE OF LIBERTY WAS ORIGINALLY A MUSLIM WOMAN, ACCORDING TO ‘RESEARCHERS’

No word on whether her clitoris had been removed.

All of which is Well and Good. But it only scratches the surface.



In collegial conversations with our newly-hired Muslim scholars in the faculty lounge here at the State Science Institute, I have learned that almost all of Western Civilization has been built upon Cultural Appropriation from the Muslims! For instance,

The Mona Lisa was originally meant to be a Muslim woman;

Grant Woods' classical painting 'American Gothic' was originally of a Muslim couple, not unlike the brave Jihadis who gave their lives in San Bernardino, holding an AK-47 instead of a pitchfork;

Barack Obama's mother originally intended him to be a Muslim girl (which might explain the way he throws a baseball);

And, most shockingly, the flamboyantly gay Breitbart editor Milo Yiannopoulos, who describes in graphic terms his preference for black men, originally had it for Muslim men.

But, try as he might, he just couldn't get Muslim men to give up their goats...

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